So that was a cool and fun time for us.Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? One out of five, especially if you’re headed to a hospital soon. It ended up being a whole thing with her having undiagnosed COPD, hyper-inflation, and the hospital’s own implicit racism when it came to performing CPR on people of color. What happened here? Young Naomi is dead for 177 minutes before a guy starts cutting into her for her autopsy and she wakes up screaming on the table. That time a teenager woke up during an autopsy

When I was sad, my grandmom just gave me Werther’s Originals and put on an episode of JAG, but sure.Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? One can out of five, but split with your very nice grandma who I hope is not possessed by a fire sex demon. Evil plays up the moment with some After-School Special music in the background just as Sheryl tells her granddaughter how to deal with bullies: “You either make them your bitch, or they make you theirs,” she says as she shows Lexis how to properly hit a bully in the face with a rock. What happened here? We should’ve known from all the red Sheryl (Christine Lahti) starts wearing after meeting demon/psychopath Leland (Michael Emerson), but the first hint that something is really wrong here is her grandmotherly advice to little Lexis (Maddy Crocco). Because sometimes if talking doesn’t help you get through it, drinking will. Since sometimes the only way to process such horrors is to talk about them, we’ve broken down the scariest, freakiest, creepiest things that have happened on season one of Evil, ranked by how many cans of margarita (it’s how our hero Kristen washes away her hellish days) it will take you to forget you’ve ever seen what you just saw. A person who has watched Evil: Definitely wears a turtleneck, can be found slugging back canned margaritas, involuntarily twitches at the sound of the name “George,” and has a permanent haunted look in their eyes because THEY HAVE SEEN SOME THINGS.Įvil, which follows priest-in-training David (Mike Colter), forensic psychologist Kristen (Katja Herbers), and “contractor”-slash-tech guy Ben (Aasif Mandvi) as they investigate demonic possessions and miracles for the Catholic Church, is smart and quirky and offers up some biting commentary about the world today, but it is also scary as hell. Photo: CBSĮvil, Michelle and Robert King’s exploration of the dark corners of humanity and also demon shit, has only just concluded its first season, and yet there are already telltale signifiers of a person who has watched this show. These are the faces of people who have seen some shit.

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